diff --git a/config/locales/diaspora/en_pirate.yml b/config/locales/diaspora/en_pirate.yml
index 32524eeff9f993bf6523ebd662110ae1402ff7e3..e51172d3b74dca8f79444bd1d97b0f0a14a7ef80 100644
--- a/config/locales/diaspora/en_pirate.yml
+++ b/config/locales/diaspora/en_pirate.yml
@@ -14,40 +14,40 @@ en_pirate:
         reshare:
           attributes:
             root_guid:
-              taken: "You've already reshared that post!"
+              taken: "Ye've already reshared that post!"
         user:
           attributes:
             username:
-              invalid: "is invalid. We only allow letters, numbers, and underscores"
+              invalid: "is invalid. We only allow letters, numbers, 'n underscores"
   all_aspects: "Yer Crews"
   aspect_memberships:
     destroy:
       failure: "Blast! Failed to kick matey out yer crew"
-      no_membership: "Could not find the selected person in that crew"
-      success: "Successfully removed person from that crew"
+      no_membership: "Could nah find th' selected scallywag in that crew"
+      success: "Successfully scuttled scallywag from that crew"
   aspects:
     add_to_aspect:
       failure: "Failed to add contact to crew."
       success: "Successfully added contact to crew."
     aspect_listings:
       add_an_aspect: "+ Add a crew"
-    contacts_not_visible: "Contacts in this crew will not be able to see each other."
+    contacts_not_visible: "Contacts in this crew will nah be able to see each other."
     contacts_visible: "Contacts in this crew will be able to see each other."
     create:
       failure: "Crew creation failed."
-      success: "Your new crew %{name} was created"
+      success: "Yer new crew %{name} was created"
     edit:
-      aspect_list_is_not_visible: "crew list is hidden to others in crew"
-      aspect_list_is_visible: "crew list is visible to others in crew"
-      confirm_remove_aspect: "Are you sure you want to delete this crew?"
+      aspect_list_is_not_visible: "Yer crew list is hidden to others in crew"
+      aspect_list_is_visible: "Yer crew list is visible to others in crew"
+      confirm_remove_aspect: "Are ye sure ye wants t' scuttle this crew?"
       make_aspect_list_visible: "make crew list visible?"
       remove_aspect: "Fire this crew"
     few: "%{count} crews"
     helper:
-      are_you_sure: "Are you sure you want to delete this crew?"
+      are_you_sure: "Are ye sure ye want t' scuttle this crew?"
       aspect_not_empty: "Crew not empty"
     index:
-      handle_explanation: "This is your diaspora id. Like an email address, you can give this to people to reach you."
+      handle_explanation: "This is yer diaspora id. Like an email address, you can give this to scallywags to reach you."
       help:
         here_to_help: "Diaspora community is here to help!"
       no_contacts: "No mateys"
@@ -55,7 +55,7 @@ en_pirate:
     new:
       name: "Name"
     no_contacts_message:
-      try_adding_some_more_contacts: "You can search (top) or invite (right) more contacts."
+      try_adding_some_more_contacts: "You can search (top) or invite (right) more mateys."
     one: "1 crew"
     other: "%{count} crews"
     seed:
@@ -66,10 +66,10 @@ en_pirate:
   contacts:
     few: "%{count} contacts"
     index:
-      add_to_aspect: "Add contacts to %{name}"
+      add_to_aspect: "Add more mateys to %{name}"
       all_contacts: "All yer mateys"
       my_contacts: "Me Mateys"
-      no_contacts: "No contacts."
+      no_contacts: "No Mateys."
       title: "Mateys"
       your_contacts: "Yer Mateys"
   conversations:
@@ -83,7 +83,7 @@ en_pirate:
         zero: "No new messages"
   layouts:
     application:
-      toggle: "toggle mobile site"
+      toggle: "toggl' mobile site"
     header:
       logout: "Abandon Ship"
       profile: "Ye Ship"
@@ -120,19 +120,19 @@ en_pirate:
       two: "%{actors} also commented on %{post_author}'s %{post_link}."
       zero: "%{actors} also commented on %{post_author}'s %{post_link}."
     also_commented_deleted:
-      few: "%{actors} commented on a deleted post."
-      many: "%{actors} commented on a deleted post."
-      one: "%{actors} commented on a deleted post."
-      other: "%{actors} commented on a deleted post."
-      two: "%{actors} commented on a deleted post."
-      zero: "%{actors} commented on a deleted post."
+      few: "%{actors} commented on a scuttled post."
+      many: "%{actors} commented on a scuttled post."
+      one: "%{actors} commented on a scuttled post."
+      other: "%{actors} commented on a scuttled post."
+      two: "%{actors} commented on a scuttled post."
+      zero: "%{actors} commented on a scuttled post."
     comment_on_post:
-      few: "%{actors} commented on your %{post_link}."
-      many: "%{actors} commented on your %{post_link}."
-      one: "%{actors} commented on your %{post_link}."
-      other: "%{actors} commented on your %{post_link}."
-      two: "%{actors} commented on your %{post_link}."
-      zero: "%{actors} commented on your %{post_link}."
+      few: "%{actors} commented on yer %{post_link}."
+      many: "%{actors} commented on yer %{post_link}."
+      one: "%{actors} commented on yer %{post_link}."
+      other: "%{actors} commented on yer %{post_link}."
+      two: "%{actors} commented on yer %{post_link}."
+      zero: "%{actors} commented on yer %{post_link}."
     helper:
       new_notifications:
         few: "%{count} new notifications"
@@ -143,26 +143,26 @@ en_pirate:
         zero: "No new notifications"
     index:
       and_others:
-        few: "and %{count} others"
-        many: "and %{count} others"
-        one: "and one more"
-        other: "and %{count} others"
-        two: "and %{count} others"
-        zero: "and nobody else"
+        few: "'n %{count} others"
+        many: "'n %{count} others"
+        one: "'n one more"
+        other: "'n %{count} others"
+        two: "'n %{count} others"
+        zero: "'n nobody else"
     liked:
-      few: "%{actors} has just liked your %{post_link}."
-      many: "%{actors} has just liked your %{post_link}."
-      one: "%{actors} has just liked your %{post_link}."
-      other: "%{actors} has just liked your %{post_link}."
-      two: "%{actors} has just liked your %{post_link}."
-      zero: "%{actors} has just liked your %{post_link}."
+      few: "%{actors} has just liked yer %{post_link}."
+      many: "%{actors} has just liked yer %{post_link}."
+      one: "%{actors} has just liked yer %{post_link}."
+      other: "%{actors} has just liked yer %{post_link}."
+      two: "%{actors} has just liked yer %{post_link}."
+      zero: "%{actors} has just liked yer %{post_link}."
     liked_post_deleted:
-      few: "%{actors} liked your deleted post."
-      many: "%{actors} liked your deleted post."
-      one: "%{actors} liked your deleted post."
-      other: "%{actors} liked your deleted post."
-      two: "%{actors} liked your deleted post."
-      zero: "%{actors} liked your deleted post."
+      few: "%{actors} liked yer scuttled post."
+      many: "%{actors} liked yer scuttled post."
+      one: "%{actors} liked yer scuttled post."
+      other: "%{actors} liked yer scuttled post."
+      two: "%{actors} liked yer scuttled post."
+      zero: "%{actors} liked yer scuttled post."
     mentioned:
       few: "%{actors} has mentioned you in a %{post_link}."
       many: "%{actors} has mentioned you in a %{post_link}."
@@ -171,12 +171,12 @@ en_pirate:
       two: "%{actors} has mentioned you in a %{post_link}."
       zero: "%{actors} has mentioned you in a %{post_link}."
     mentioned_deleted:
-      few: "%{actors} mentioned you in a deleted post."
-      many: "%{actors} mentioned you in a deleted post."
-      one: "%{actors} mentioned you in a deleted post."
-      other: "%{actors} mentioned you in a deleted post."
-      two: "%{actors} mentioned you in a deleted post."
-      zero: "%{actors} mentioned you in a deleted post."
+      few: "%{actors} mentioned you in a scuttled post."
+      many: "%{actors} mentioned you in a scuttled post."
+      one: "%{actors} mentioned you in a scuttled post."
+      other: "%{actors} mentioned you in a scuttled post."
+      two: "%{actors} mentioned you in a scuttled post."
+      zero: "%{actors} mentioned you in a scuttled post."
     private_message:
       few: "%{actors} sent you a message."
       many: "%{actors} sent you a message."
@@ -185,42 +185,42 @@ en_pirate:
       two: "%{actors} sent you a message."
       zero: "%{actors} sent you a message."
     reshared:
-      few: "%{actors} has reshared your %{post_link}."
-      many: "%{actors} has reshared your %{post_link}."
-      one: "%{actors} has reshared your %{post_link}."
-      other: "%{actors} has reshared your %{post_link}."
-      two: "%{actors} has reshared your %{post_link}."
-      zero: "%{actors} has reshared your %{post_link}."
+      few: "%{actors} has reshared yer %{post_link}."
+      many: "%{actors} has reshared yer %{post_link}."
+      one: "%{actors} has reshared yer %{post_link}."
+      other: "%{actors} has reshared yer %{post_link}."
+      two: "%{actors} has reshared yer %{post_link}."
+      zero: "%{actors} has reshared yer %{post_link}."
     reshared_post_deleted:
-      few: "%{actors} reshared your deleted post."
-      many: "%{actors} reshared your deleted post."
-      one: "%{actors} reshared your deleted post."
-      other: "%{actors} reshared your deleted post."
-      two: "%{actors} reshared your deleted post."
-      zero: "%{actors} reshared your deleted post."
+      few: "%{actors} reshared yer scuttled post."
+      many: "%{actors} reshared yer scuttled post."
+      one: "%{actors} reshared yer scuttled post."
+      other: "%{actors} reshared yer scuttled post."
+      two: "%{actors} reshared yer scuttled post."
+      zero: "%{actors} reshared yer scuttled post."
     started_sharing:
-      few: "%{actors} started sharing with you."
-      many: "%{actors} started sharing with you."
-      one: "%{actors} started sharing with you."
-      other: "%{actors} started sharing with you."
-      two: "%{actors} started sharing with you."
-      zero: "%{actors} started sharing with you."
+      few: "%{actors} started sharin' with ye."
+      many: "%{actors} started sharin' with ye."
+      one: "%{actors} started sharin' with ye."
+      other: "%{actors} started sharin' with ye."
+      two: "%{actors} started sharin' with ye."
+      zero: "%{actors} started sharin' with ye."
   notifier:
     confirm_email:
-      click_link: "To activate your new email address %{unconfirmed_email}, please click this link:"
+      click_link: "To activate yer new email %{unconfirmed_email} in a bottle coordinates , please click 'tis link."
     liked:
-      liked: "%{name} just liked your post"
+      liked: "%{name} just liked yer post"
     reshared:
-      reshared: "%{name} just reshared your post"
-  people:
-    few: "%{count} people"
-    many: "%{count} people"
-    one: "1 person"
-    other: "%{count} people"
+      reshared: "%{name} just reshared yer post"
+  scallywags:
+    few: "%{count} scallywags"
+    many: "%{count} scallywags"
+    one: "1 scallywag"
+    other: "%{count} scallywags"
     profile_sidebar:
       born: "date o' birth"
-    two: "%{count} people"
-    zero: "no people"
+    two: "%{count} scallywags"
+    zero: "no scallywags"
   photos:
     new:
       new_photo: "New Portrait"
@@ -235,7 +235,7 @@ en_pirate:
         zero: "No photos by %{author}"
   profiles:
     edit:
-      your_birthday: "Ye day o' birth"
+      your_birthday: "Yer day o' birth"
   reactions:
     few: "%{count} reactions"
     many: "%{count} reactions"
@@ -268,7 +268,7 @@ en_pirate:
   search: "Scour"
   services:
     inviter:
-      click_link_to_accept_invitation: "Click this link to accept your invitation"
+      click_link_to_accept_invitation: "Click this link t' accept yer invitation"
   shared:
     aspect_dropdown:
       add_to_aspect: "Add to aspect"
@@ -281,7 +281,7 @@ en_pirate:
         zero: "Add to aspect"
     publisher:
       new_user_prefill:
-        i_like: "I'm interested in %{tags}."
+        i_like: "I be interested in %{tags}."
       share: "Fire!"
       whats_on_your_mind: "What be botherin' you?"
     stream_element:
@@ -289,12 +289,12 @@ en_pirate:
       shared_with: "Fired at: %{aspect_names}"
   status_messages:
     too_long:
-      few: "please make your status messages less than %{count} characters"
-      many: "please make your status messages less than %{count} characters"
-      one: "please make your status messages less than %{count} character"
-      other: "please make your status messages less than %{count} characters"
-      two: "please make your status messages less than %{count} characters"
-      zero: "please make your status messages less than %{count} characters"
+      few: "Ye scallywag, make yer status messages less than %{count} characters"
+      many: "Ye scallywag,make yer status messages less than %{count} characters"
+      one: "Ye scallywag, make yer status messages less than %{count} character"
+      other: "Ye scallywag, make yer status messages less than %{count} characters"
+      two: "Ye scallywag, make yer status messages less than %{count} characters"
+      zero: "Ye scallywag,make yer status messages less than %{count} characters"
   stream_helper:
     show_comments:
       few: "Show %{count} more comments"
@@ -305,23 +305,23 @@ en_pirate:
       zero: "No more comments"
   streams:
     aspects:
-      title: "Your Aspects"
+      title: "Yer Aspects"
     mentions:
-      title: "Your Mentions"
+      title: "Yer Mentions"
     tags:
-      contacts_title: "People who dig these tags"
+      contacts_title: "scallywags who dig these tags"
   tag_followings:
     create:
       failure: "Failed to follow: #%{name}"
-      success: "Successfully following: #%{name}"
+      success: "Successfully followin': #%{name}"
     destroy:
-      failure: "Failed to stop following: #%{name}"
-      success: "Successfully stopped following: #%{name}"
+      failure: "Failed to stop followin': #%{name}"
+      success: "Successfully stopped followin': #%{name}"
   users:
     edit:
-      auto_follow_back: "Automatically follow back if a someone follows you"
+      auto_follow_back: "Automatically follow back if someone follows ye"
       close_account:
-        what_we_delete: "We delete all of your posts, profile data, as soon as humanly possible. Your comments will hang around, but be associated with your Diaspora Handle."
-      your_handle: "Your diaspora id"
+        what_we_delete: "We scuttle all of yer posts, profile data, as soon as humanly possible. Yer comments will hang around, but be associated with yer Diaspora Handle."
+      your_handle: "Yer diaspora id"
     getting_started:
-      what_facebook_does: "to Diaspora. This will pull your name and photo, and enable cross-positng."
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+      what_facebook_does: "t' Diaspora. This will pull yer name 'n photo, 'n enable cross-posting."
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