to warzombie, user must have email tom@joindiaspora.com, and there musn't be a bomb in the lasanga

app/controllers/dashboard_controller.rb

@@ -19,21 +19,22 @@ class DashboardController < ApplicationController
   end
 
   def warzombie
-    StatusMessage.create(:message => "There's a bomb in the lasagna!?", :person => User.first) 
-    Bookmark.create(:title => "xkcd", :link => "http://xkcd.com/743/", :person => User.first )
-    StatusMessage.create(:message => "I switched to Motoroi today, a Motorola Android-based phone, in Korea. Now, I am using Android phones in both the U.S. and Korea", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-930)
-    StatusMessage.create(:message => "I had 5 hours to study for it :-( GREs on Thursday. Wunderbar.", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-43990)
-    StatusMessage.create(:message => "Spotted in toy story 3: google maps, OSX, and windows XP. Two out of three isn't bad.", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-4390)
-    Bookmark.create( :title => "Reddit", :link => "http://reddit.com", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-54390)
-    Blog.create(:title => "I Love Rock'N'Roll - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts", :body => "<p>The loudspeakers played this song as we walked into the city pool for the first time this summer.  Those loudspeakers make every song sound fresh even if I have heard it a thousand times and their effect on this song was no different. Joan sounded young and strong and ready, and for a moment I forgot where or when I was.</p> <p>also i can tell it won’t be long and also happy summer imaginary constructs -mumblelard</p>", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-3090)  
-    StatusMessage.create(:message => "Commercials for IE make me SO MAD and my friends just don't get why.", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-30900)
-    Bookmark.create(:title => "Zombo.com", :link => "http://zombo.com", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-9090) 
-    StatusMessage.create(:message => "Why do I have \"No More Heroes\" by Westlife on repeat all day?", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-590000)
-    StatusMessage.create(:message => "Mmm. Friday night. Acknowledged.", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-503900)
-    StatusMessage.create(:message => "Getting a universal remote is the epitome of laziness, I do declare.", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-4400)
-    StatusMessage.create(:message => "Does anyone know how to merge two Skype contact entries of the same person? (i.e. one Skype ID and one mobile number)", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-400239)
-    StatusMessage.create(:message => "A cool, cool morning for once.", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-150000)
-
-
+    render :nothing => true
+    if User.first.email == "tom@joindiaspora.com" && StatusMessage.where(:message => "There's a bomb in the lasagna!?").first == nil
+      StatusMessage.create(:message => "There's a bomb in the lasagna!?", :person => User.first) 
+      Bookmark.create(:title => "xkcd", :link => "http://xkcd.com/743/", :person => User.first )
+      StatusMessage.create(:message => "I switched to Motoroi today, a Motorola Android-based phone, in Korea. Now, I am using Android phones in both the U.S. and Korea", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-930)
+      StatusMessage.create(:message => "I had 5 hours to study for it :-( GREs on Thursday. Wunderbar.", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-43990)
+      StatusMessage.create(:message => "Spotted in toy story 3: google maps, OSX, and windows XP. Two out of three isn't bad.", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-4390)
+      Bookmark.create( :title => "Reddit", :link => "http://reddit.com", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-54390)
+      Blog.create(:title => "I Love Rock'N'Roll - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts", :body => "<p>The loudspeakers played this song as we walked into the city pool for the first time this summer.  Those loudspeakers make every song sound fresh even if I have heard it a thousand times and their effect on this song was no different. Joan sounded young and strong and ready, and for a moment I forgot where or when I was.</p> <p>also i can tell it won’t be long and also happy summer imaginary constructs -mumblelard</p>", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-3090)  
+      StatusMessage.create(:message => "Commercials for IE make me SO MAD and my friends just don't get why.", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-30900)
+      Bookmark.create(:title => "Zombo.com", :link => "http://zombo.com", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-9090) 
+      StatusMessage.create(:message => "Why do I have \"No More Heroes\" by Westlife on repeat all day?", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-590000)
+      StatusMessage.create(:message => "Mmm. Friday night. Acknowledged.", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-503900)
+      StatusMessage.create(:message => "Getting a universal remote is the epitome of laziness, I do declare.", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-4400)
+      StatusMessage.create(:message => "Does anyone know how to merge two Skype contact entries of the same person? (i.e. one Skype ID and one mobile number)", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-400239)
+      StatusMessage.create(:message => "A cool, cool morning for once.", :person => User.first, :created_at => Time.now-150000)
+    end
   end
 end

app/views/dashboard/warzombie.html.haml

-= render "shared/publisher"
-Done Running the Sending