Making warzombie work again

app/controllers/dev_utilities_controller.rb

@@ -6,14 +6,13 @@ def warzombie
     render :nothing => true
     if current_user.email == "tom@tom.joindiaspora.com" && StatusMessage.where(:message => "There's a bomb in the lasagna!?").first == nil
       current_user.post(:status_message, :message => "There's a bomb in the lasagna!?") 
-      current_user.post(:bookmark, :title => "xkcd", :link => "http://xkcd.com/743/" )
+      current_user.post(:status_message, :message => "xkcd \nhttp://xkcd.com/743/" )
       current_user.post(:status_message, :message => "I switched to Motoroi today, a Motorola Android-based phone, in Korea. Now, I am using Android phones in both the U.S. and Korea", :created_at => Time.now-930)
       current_user.post(:status_message, :message => "I had 5 hours to study for it :-( GREs on Thursday. Wunderbar.", :created_at => Time.now-43990)
       current_user.post(:status_message, :message => "Spotted in toy story 3: google maps, OSX, and windows XP. Two out of three isn't bad.", :created_at => Time.now-4390)
-      current_user.post(:bookmark,  :title => "Reddit", :link => "http://reddit.com", :created_at => Time.now-54390)
-      current_user.post(:blog, :title => "I Love Rock'N'Roll - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts", :body => "<p>The loudspeakers played this song as we walked into the city pool for the first time this summer.  Those loudspeakers make every song sound fresh even if I have heard it a thousand times and their effect on this song was no different. Joan sounded young and strong and ready, and for a moment I forgot where or when I was.</p> <p>also i can tell it won’t be long and also happy summer imaginary constructs -mumblelard</p>", :created_at => Time.now-3090)  
+      current_user.post(:status_message,  :message => "Reddit\nhttp://reddit.com", :created_at => Time.now-54390)
       current_user.post(:status_message, :message => "Commercials for IE make me SO MAD and my friends just don't get why.", :created_at => Time.now-30900)
-      current_user.post(:bookmark, :title => "Zombo.com", :link => "http://zombo.com", :created_at => Time.now-9090) 
+      current_user.post(:status_message, :message => "Zombo.com\nhttp://zombo.com", :created_at => Time.now-9090) 
       current_user.post(:status_message, :message => "Why do I have \"No More Heroes\" by Westlife on repeat all day?", :created_at => Time.now-590000)
       current_user.post(:status_message, :message => "Mmm. Friday night. Acknowledged.", :created_at => Time.now-503900)
       current_user.post(:status_message, :message => "Getting a universal remote is the epitome of laziness, I do declare.", :created_at => Time.now-4400)